Back in 2016, the Natural Environment Research Council (NERC) presented a unique opportunity for the general public to name a new Royal Research Ship.
Little did they expect the hilarious outcome that ensued. The winning name, overwhelmingly chosen by the UK public, was none other than “Boaty McBoatface.” This whimsical and unforgettable name showcased the remarkable sense of humor and wit of the participants.
It serves as a testament to the power of funny boat names to capture attention and leave a lasting impression.
If you’re looking to add a touch of humor to your own vessel, read on to discover how to cleverly name your small boat and make a splash on the water.
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Well, you don’t have to be a part of any Royal Research Ship project or poll to give your own small boat or fishing boat a fun and original name. Below is a list we have compiled primarily for small boats, although some names are certainly generic enough to be used on bigger boats.
Feel free to look around and choose the perfect name for your small boat!
Best Small Boat Names
- The Fin Eater
- Sea Chariot
- Summer Joyride
- Jaws Jr.
- Captain’s Treasure Chest
- Small Fry Fisherman
- Wind Whisperer
- Minitude
- Smidgen
- Aqua Queen
- Bluewater Drifter
- Sea Ya
- Guppy Love
- Little Boat Can
- Admiral Anchor
- Pretty in Pink
- Nautical Star
- High Tide Hooligan
- Little Leaper
- Mini Mermaid
- Aquaholic
- Fishing With Friends
- Life’s A Breeze
- Tiny Titanic
- Mini Moby (or Moby Mini)
- First Mate
- Catch of the Day
- Adventurous Explorer
- Salty Dog
- Sea Wolf
- Sea Pup
- Captain Ahab’s Rage
- Viking Raider
- The Yacht Club
- Fogue, Fo’ Sheezy!
- Tinny Taxi
- Poon
- Less is More
- Scat Cat
- Seas the Day
- Small Wonder
- Lazy Lagoon
- Ripple Effect
- Oceans of Fun
- The Reel Deal
- Sailor Smirks
- Mini Mariner
- Dilly Dally
- Ta-Keel-La
- GiddyUp
- Got Water?
- Tub Toy
- Sunny Side Up
- Little Swimmer
- Tiny Trawler
- Mr. Waves
- Playful Paddler
- Tropical Getaway
- The Smallescape
- Dolphin Dreamer
- Seagulls & Stars
- Tiny Tugboat
- Ditto
- My Lil’ Sidekick
- My Fair Lady
- My Little Lady
- One for Fun
- Sunny Day
- Sea Shark
- Go Float Yourself
- The Mini-Me
- The Little Nautilus
- Silverfish
- Little Rascal
- Mermaid’s Retreat
- The Smaller Picture
- Coconut Cruiser
- Captain Courageous
- Tiny Trapper
- Tiny Trotter
- Riptide Ride
- Half-Pint
- Salty Seadog
- Little Dipper
- The Skipper
- Tiny Tug
- Lagoon
- Mermaid
- Reel Fun
- Calypso
- Knot Normal
- Bay Breeze
- Aqua Vita
- Watermark
- Seashell
- Castaway
- Saltwater
- Dockside
- Dreamcatcher
- Sunfish
- Starfish
- Island Time
- Sea-Doo
Names for Small Fishing Boats
- Grog
- Sniffer
- The Total Catch
- Hooked on Fishing
- Gone Fishin’
- Bait Master
- Casting Call
- Trolling Times
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
- Lucky Lure
- Big Small Catch
- Fishtail
- Big Small Reel
- Tackle Box
- High Tide Hunter
- Gone With Worms
- Nets & Dreams
- Fisherman’s Friend
- Bait & Switch
- Lines of Fate
- Tale of the Fish
- Small Big Catch
- Fishing All Day
- Small Small Sea
- Fish Tales
- Angling Adventures
- Aquanaut
- Fins & Feathers
- Twisted Lines
- Fishin’ Frenzy
- Wet & Wild
- Lucky Boat
- Fisherman’s Haven
- Small Small Catch
Best Funny Small Boat Names
- Small Big Adventure
- Mini Me
- Half Baked
- Small ship of Fools
- Man o’ Small
- Half Pint
- Tiny Terror
- S.S. Smallstuff
- Miniature Mayhem
- Smallville
- Seas the Day
- Tiny Tub
- Little Leaky
- Whale Tale
- Lil Boat o’ Dreams
- Floundering
- Last Small Hope
- Little Lotta Fun
- Tin Can Sailors
- Biggish Small Boat
- Itty Bitty Sailor
- Small Adventures
- Tiny Tim
- Small Step for me
- Small World
- Tic Tock Boat
- Lil Prairie Boat
- Tiny Town
- Skipper Skimpy
- In Small We Trust
- U-Small-A
- Bottom Feeder
- Soggy Bottoms
- Tiny Town Terror
- Seashell Smallventure
- Miniature Maniacs
Small Boat Names Based On Profession/Career
- Legal Lady – for a female lawyer’s boat
- Health Sailor – for a doctor’s boat
- Tooth Ferry – for a dentist’s boat
- Blue Justice – for a police officer’s boat
- Fin Hunter – for a fisherman’s boat
- Sport Fisher – for an athlete’s fishing boat
- Job Site – for a construction worker’s boat
- River Runner – for a kayaker or canoeist’s boat
- Aqua Trainer – for a fitness trainer’s boat
- Sea Chef – for a chef’s boat used for fishing or entertaining guests
- Ocean Explorer – for a scientist’s research boat
- Artist’s Cove – for an artist’s boat used for inspiration and creativity
- Water Works – for a plumber’s boat
- Sea Professor – for a teacher’s boat used for educational trips
- Islander – for a boat owned by someone who lives on an island.
